There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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