we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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