No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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