Don't you send me to vm
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
did you just send me my own nude
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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