i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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