some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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