Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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