I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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