i jhust puked up my retainher.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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