They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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