You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
And then my night got REAL pukey
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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