I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
