i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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