and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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