Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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