That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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