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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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