The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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