dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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