I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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