have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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