I wanna bring you to show and tell
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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