dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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