arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Damn victory sex feels great
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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