she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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