Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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