Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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