My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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