No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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