Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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