God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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