Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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