ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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