I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
whose ass print is on the piano?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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