real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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