Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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