After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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