I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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