You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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