I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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