mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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