I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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