Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
