I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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