dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
