To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
When are your genitals available?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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