dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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