she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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