Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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