k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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