Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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