i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Im just a social blackout drinker.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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