you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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