we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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