Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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